need another drink. this is the easiest way
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Randomize
