why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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