For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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