That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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