weddingsv make me drug and hornr
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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