I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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