oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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