To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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