i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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