All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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