I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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