I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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