i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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