great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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