I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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