yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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