wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
