Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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