i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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