theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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