...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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