I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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