i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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