I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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