Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Randomize
