Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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