Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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