At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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