why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
