it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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