He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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