just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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