Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
