Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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