He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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