My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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