there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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