i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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