yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
My ass is underappreciated
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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