...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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