if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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