I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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