I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Randomize
