i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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