Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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