Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She's not a foreskin expert like you
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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