Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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