Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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