At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The power of my boobs compel you
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Randomize
