last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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