It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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