remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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