oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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