He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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