And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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